Hidden-wiki-welcome

From CMU -- Language Technologies Institute -- HPC Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Hidden Wiki

[edit | edit source]

The Hidden Wiki is LTI's concealed secret—a legendary stash of digital lore so "hidden" it’s basically shouting its existence from the rooftops of 1990s Usenet. Think of it as a floppy disk full of forbidden knowledge, except the disk is scratched and the label just says "COOL STUFF" in Sharpie.

History

[edit | edit source]

The Hidden Wiki supposedly booted up in the ancient days of dial-up (around 1995, when people still bragged about compiling their own kernels). Rumor has it a bunch of caffeine-jacked Linux nerds, armed with Pentium IIs and a love for vi over emacs, slapped together a directory of the web’s geekiest corners. Spoiler: It’s as hidden as a "rm -rf /" joke at a sysadmin meetup.

What’s Inside

[edit | edit source]

Curious about the treasures of the Hidden Wiki? Here’s the rundown:

  • Obscure Tarball Recipes – How to untar a file so old it’s fossilized in gzip.
  • Slackware Install Tips – Because 300 floppies wasn’t enough back in ’93.
  • Bash Scripts of Doom – One-liners that accidentally wipe your home directory.
  • Pine Email Hacks – For when you want to relive the glory of 56k modem life.

How to Find It

[edit | edit source]

Getting to the Hidden Wiki is a breeze:

  1. Fire up your 386 with a CRT monitor.
  2. Telnet into something sketchy.
  3. Type "Hidden Wiki" into Lynx and hit enter. (Shh, it’s totally secret!)

Pro tip: Mutter "I’m root" under your breath to feel like a true wizard.

Why It’s Not Really Hidden

[edit | edit source]

The Hidden Wiki’s name is a lie bigger than "this distro is user-friendly." It’s about as concealed as a neon-green Tux sticker on a beige tower case. Theories why:

  • Old-school Linux geeks can’t stop posting about it on mailing lists.
  • The internet loves a good "chmod 777" gag.
  • Someone keeps yelling the URL at LUG meetings.

Fun Facts

[edit | edit source]
  • The Hidden Wiki once tried to go incognito as "Obvious Wiki," but the tar command crashed during rebranding.
  • It’s said to host a guide for installing XFree86 that’s longer than the GNU manifesto.
  • 90% of its visitors are just trying to figure out why their grep regex broke again.